Dear Mr. XXXXX,
Being a cartoon character I am two dimensional you know. So weight is not really a problem. Hard to be too thick or overweight when it doesn't even factor in as a dimension.
Captian Nouristao Kematsopoulos
CO, USS Eagle
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