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In a message dated 8/14/2008 12:02:49 AM Eastern Daylight Time, jochen.davxx@lxxxxxx.xx writes:
Subj:Thin

Good afternoon, buddy.

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Thanks.

Dear Mr.  XXXXX,
Being a cartoon character I am two dimensional you know. So weight is not really a problem. Hard to be too thick or overweight when it doesn't even factor in as a dimension.

Sincerely,
Captian Nouristao Kematsopoulos
CO, USS Eagle

PS: For those of you who are three dimensional and hungry please check out our Star Trek Recipe pages!




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