Spam! It's Not Just for Supper!
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CATEGORY: PRESIDENTIAL SPAM
This is where we answer spam emails...in this case VIP spam
Background: For about three weeks prior to the following email, my character was placed on a list of pastors and began receive pastor spam. Now some how he has gotten on the list of the very special people who pray for the President of the United States, President George W. Bush....This is a real group of people that some how got my email adress and decided my character was a church leader...
In a message dated 12/20/2005 3:40:21 PM Eastern Standard Time, email@example.com writes:
Church is invited to join Presidential Prayer Sunday 2/19/2006
Dear Church Leader,
Presidential Prayer Sunday, February 19, is a day that could revolutionize your church’s prayer ministry. I invite you to enroll your church in this landmark event—I know your prayers will impact our country. I also believe your involvement could strengthen your church’s prayer ministry as well! Could there be a better way to observe Presidents Day, February 20?
Individuals within your congregation may feel there is little they can do to influence the course of our country. Presidential Prayer Sunday, February 19, will provide a tangible way for them to unite with millions of believers from all denominations and political affiliations to make a significant difference in America.
Our ministry staff have created a great array of meaningful resources to help you, including videos, sermon and Small Group/Sunday School outlines, scriptural prayer guides and much more to strengthen your church as you grow in prayer.
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