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tuq qimat (House of Kemat)

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This is a new page where we have top ten lists for Star Trek Klingons! Please email me at the address below if you have an idea for another list.

Face of Zural, Captain of the House Guard for the Klingon house, House of Kemat

By Zural, daughter of Kru

101 Uses for a Tribble

Things to do with a (live or dead) tribble

Powder Puff
Pillow for Torpedo-Casing Coffin
Bar rags
Fur Toilet-seat covers (cut a hole in the middle of one)
Flatten out and stuff quilts with them
Seat cushions in Ten-Forward
Piece together to make a fur Ambassador's cape
Cold-weather headgear
Companion/stalking toy for Spot, Data's cat
Target practice
Tie 2 together for earmuffs
Cut hole in either end, use as hand warmer
Huge Koozie Koolers
Pot Holders
Award them as Mary Kay prizes instead of fur coats (20 years ago when they offered furs)
Sell memberships to a Tribble of the Month Club
Sell them on Ebay as Collectibles...suddenly everyone will want them
Klingon Weapons covers
BBQ Grill covers
Fur-covered Whoopie Cushions (this one's been done on the show)
Mouse calls ala Pied Piper
Bedroom slippers
Shoulder pads
Casket liners for Dishonored Klingons

More coming soon!
Klingon Logo as used in our Klingon House and Klingon sim

Glory to the Klingon Empire!

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Top Ten Things... NOT to say to you Klingon wife Klingon Humor

Klingon House, tuq qimat (House of Kemat) Visit an honorable and ancient Klingon House

Klingon Sim Group Forming Check out a new Klingon RPG. Get in on the beginning!

Klingon Dictionary for Klingon RPG and Sim use
Arranged by topic for easy reference:
Battle Phrases -Updates in progress
Billets, Ranks and Titles
Culture- In the planning phase. You are here now.
Klingon Family and Related words - Just begun!!!
Klingon Food - Just begun!!!
Medical -Updates in progress.
Klingon Numbers and Related Terms
Swearing- In the planning phase.
Ship Terms - Includes an animated decloaking Vorcha class ship. Updates in progress.
Weaponry-Images. Names. Updates in progress.

Klingon Buddy Icons -Under heavy construction. Please hit the back key to return to Tripod

Check out this non Klingon sim link!

The USS Eagle Star Trek sim based on the Star Trek: the original series movie era

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Satires, spoofs, spam, political commentaries and humorous or just plain fun items:

My character replies to some spammer who thinks my Star Trek cartoon character is a RL plastic surgeon-Check it out!

First page of spam answered by my character! Corrupt business deals, phoney inheritance scams and loans. Proof that the spammers that send you fake lottery emails do not have a "Brain"
VIP Spam from a group that helps the President of the United States!
MTV contacts us!
Dieting: Can a cartoon character ever be too thin?
Humorous Top Ten lists on a Star Trek theme

Political Commentaries:
Ann Coulter and Her Posioned Creme Brulle (Creme Brule): Dessert, as a means of assasination, hypocrisy and plagarism

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