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The USS Eagle's Top Ten lists- A humorous take on Star Trek and our Star Trek sim
The USS Eagle's Top Ten lists- A humorous take on Star Trek and our Star Trek sim
Top Ten Reasons
Why TOS is Better Than TNG
and
You Should Join a TOS Sim
Why TOS is Better Than TNG
and
You Should Join a TOS Sim
10. We don't ponce around in our pajamas.
9. Those red TOS movie era uniforms are the best!!
8. No Q!
7. Men were men, women were women and aliens were really really really weird.
6. You don't have to listen to Crusher and Troi talk to each other.
5. A punch in the nose can be a universally recognized problem solving technique.
4. Men get to bare their manly chests every five seconds.
3. Uniforms mysteriously return to good condition several scenes after a big battle.
2. You'll never get lost in a cave since every one's exactly the same!
1. You can afford the make up to dress up as a TOS alien at sci fi convention.
Top Ten TOS Ways to Tick Off Your Fiancee
or End Your Engagement
(From: What Little Girls are Made Of)
10. Don't go to greet your fiancee when she beams down.or End Your Engagement
(From: What Little Girls are Made Of)
9. Have a beautiful looking woman meet her first, instead. One not on the research roster.
8. Don't tell her first what your discovery is. Let her find out at the same time with people you don't know.
7. Replace your fiancee's Captain with a robot one. Then make her look stupid talking to it.
6. Make a beautiful female android with hair length the opposite of your fiancee.
5. Make a beautiful female android with hair coloring the opposite of your fiancee.
4. Make a beautiful female android and have it wear less clothes than your or anyone else on your staff.
3. Make a beautiful female android and order it to kiss someone. Then later on say androids can only do what you program them to.
2. Make a beautiful female android and have her be nearly half the size of your fiancee.
1. Make a beautiful female android and give her half the brains of your fiancee.
Top Ten Ways to Become Chief of Security
- IN PROGRESS! TAKING SUBMISSIONS NOW! CONTACT ME AT THE ADDRESS BELOW
- IN PROGRESS! TAKING SUBMISSIONS NOW! CONTACT ME AT THE ADDRESS BELOW
10.Never volunteer for missions.
9. Transfer laterally from another department.
8. Make sure the writer for the episode knows your first and last name.
7. Never go down to a planet.
6. Never take time to smell alien roses.
Top Ten Names for a Church
Belonging to a Star Trek Cartoon Character
Named Captain Nouristao Kematsopoulos
- IN PROGRESS! TAKING SUBMISSIONS NOW! CONTACT ME AT THE ADDRESS BELOW
Belonging to a Star Trek Cartoon Character
Named Captain Nouristao Kematsopoulos
- IN PROGRESS! TAKING SUBMISSIONS NOW! CONTACT ME AT THE ADDRESS BELOW
10. Church of Science and Treknology.
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Star Trek: The Original Series
Where the fun and adventure begins!!
Where the fun and adventure begins!!
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Please see the links below to view other satires, spoofs and humorous items: Spam, It's Not just for Supper! It's for Fun!
Spam Scam:
First page of spam answered by my character! Corrupt business deals, phoney inheritance scams and loans
My character replies to some spammer who thinks my Star Trek cartoon character is a RL plastic surgeon-Check it out!
My 2D cartoon character replies to some spammer sent email to lose weight. Can a cartoon character ever be too thin?
Proof that those people that send fake lottery emails do not have a brain!
Political Commentaries:
Ann Coulter and Her Posioned Creme Brulle (Creme Brule): Dessert, as a means of assasination, hypocrisy and plagarism (plagiarism)
Top Ten and Other Lists
Top Ten lists on a Star Trek, Original Series theme
Top Ten Things..NOT to say to your Klingon wife
101 Uses for a Live (or Dead) Tribble - In progress!
Top 10 Signs a Klingon Does/Does Not Like You - In progress1
Other emails (Serious and Humorous)
MTV contacts us!
Casting Director contacts us
President's Prayer Team contacts us! (President George W. Bush)
Mattel contacts us! Star Trek Game, AI 20 questions, 20Q
Newspaper reporter contacts us- Coming soon!
Contests:
Give Ann Coulter a nickname!
What does the M in MTV stand for?
Top Ten Names for a Church Belonging to a Star Trek Cartoon Character Named Captain Nouristao Kematsopoulos
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