tuq qimat (House of Kemat)

This is a new page where we have top ten lists for Star Trek Klingons! Please email me at the address below if you have an idea for another list.

By Zural, daughter of Kru


101 Uses for a Tribble


Things to do with a (live or dead) tribble

Powder Puff
Pillow for Torpedo-Casing Coffin
Bar rags
Fur Toilet-seat covers (cut a hole in the middle of one)
Flatten out and stuff quilts with them
Seat cushions in Ten-Forward
Piece together to make a fur Ambassador's cape
Cold-weather headgear
Companion/stalking toy for Spot, Data's cat
Target practice
Tie 2 together for earmuffs
Cut hole in either end, use as hand warmer
Huge Koozie Koolers
Pot Holders
Award them as Mary Kay prizes instead of fur coats (20 years ago when they offered furs)
Sell memberships to a Tribble of the Month Club
Sell them on Ebay as Collectibles...suddenly everyone will want them
Klingon Weapons covers
BBQ Grill covers
Fur-covered Whoopie Cushions (this one's been done on the show)
Mouse calls ala Pied Piper
Bedroom slippers
Shoulder pads
Casket liners for Dishonored Klingons


More coming soon!

Qapla'
and
Glory to the Klingon Empire!

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Klingon Numbers and Related Terms

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Weaponry-Images. Names. Updates in progress.

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