tuq qimat (House of Kemat)

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By Zural, daughter of Kru


Top Ten Things...NOT to say to your Klingon wife


10. Tell her she looks just like Jessica Simpson.

9. Offer to show her how to use a dak' tahg properly.

8. Tell her she is the perfect housekeeper.

7. Offer to protect her from a spider.

6. Offer to fix her warship for her.

5. Remind her she is the "weaker sex."

4. Tell her not to wait up while you go to battle with "the guys."

3. Compliment her for her softness and her femininity.

2. Kiss her and tell her she is cuddly, like a Tribble.

1. Tell her you want lots of sons.

More coming soon!

Qapla'
and
Glory to the Klingon Empire!

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