In progress.

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tuq qimat (House of Kemat)

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KLINGON TOP TEN LISTS

This is a new page where we have top ten lists for Star Trek Klingons! Please email me at the address below if you have an idea for another list.

Face of Zural, Captain of the House Guard for the Klingon house, House of Kemat

By Zural, daughter of Kru


Top signs that a Klingon does...NOT like you! In progress!


5. He plots behind your back to take over your family.

4. He tells you you should turn the other cheek when someone insults you.

3. He serves you dead bloodworms.

2. He accuses you of keeping tribbles in your room. .

1. He growls at you.

Top signs that a Klingon does like you! In progress!


5. He plots behind your back to take over your family.

4. He tells you to kill someone who has insulted you.

3. He serves you live bloodworms.

2. He challenges you to physical combat.

1. He growls at you.


More coming soon!

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Klingon Humor Top Ten Things NOT to say to your Klingon wife

101 Uses for a Live (or Dead) Tribble Klingon Humor



Klingon House, tuq qimat (House of Kemat) Visit an honorable and ancient Klingon House

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Klingon Dictionary for Klingon RPG and Sim use
Arranged by topic for easy reference:
Battle Phrases -Updates in progress
Billets, Ranks and Titles
Culture- In the planning phase.
Klingon Family and Related words - Just begun!!!
Klingon Food - Just begun!!!
Medical -Updates in progress.
Klingon Numbers and Related Terms
Swearing- In the planning phase.
Ship Terms - Includes an animated decloaking Vorcha class ship. Updates in progress.
Weaponry-Images. Names. Updates in progress.

Klingon Buddy Icons -Under heavy construction. Please hit the back key to return to Tripod

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The USS Eagle Star Trek sim based on the Star Trek: the original series movie era

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Satires, spoofs, spam, political commentaries and humorous or just plain fun items:

My character replies to some spammer who thinks my Star Trek cartoon character is a RL plastic surgeon-Check it out!

First page of spam answered by my character! Corrupt business deals, phoney inheritance scams and loans. Proof that the spammers that send you fake lottery emails do not have a "Brain"
VIP Spam from a group that helps the President of the United States!
MTV contacts us!
Dieting: Can a cartoon character ever be too thin?
Humorous Top Ten lists on a Star Trek theme

Political Commentaries:
Ann Coulter and Her Posioned Creme Brulle (Creme Brule): Dessert, as a means of assasination, hypocrisy and plagarism

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