Spam! It's Not Just for Supper!
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In a message dated 11/28/2004 10:33:33 PM Eastern Standard Time, gomez@XXXXXXX.XX.XX writes:
....                            WINNING  NOTIFICATION
.....   We are pleased to inform you of the announcement, of winners of the NUEVO LOTERIA/INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION PROGRAM held on 17TH SEPTEMBER,2004. ... your reference and batch numbers in every one of your correspondences with us. Furthermore, should there be any change of your address, do inform your claims agent as soon as possible.
Congratulations again from all our staff and thank you for being part of our promotions program.

My rude reply (My character is too polite to say or think such things):
Dear Mr.  XXXXX,
Regarding your last lines. Please inform me when it arrives. We can chat then. Chow.

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