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This is a new page where we have top ten lists for Star Trek. Please email me at the address below if you have an idea for another list.

Top Ten Reasons...Why TOS is Better Than TNG
and
You Should Join a TOS Sim

10. We don't ponce around in our pajamas.

9. Those red TOS movie era uniforms are the best!!

8. No Q!

7. Men were men, women were women and aliens were really really really weird.

6. You don't have to listen to Crusher and Troi talk to each other.

5. A punch in the nose can be a universally recognized problem solving technique.

4. Men get to bare their manly chests every five seconds.

3. Uniforms mysteriously return to good condition several scenes after a big battle.

2. You'll never get lost in a cave since every one's exactly the same!

1. You can afford the make up to dress up as a TOS alien at sci fi convention!



Star Trek:
The Original Series
Television Episode: What Little Girls are Made Of

Plot: Nurse Chapel gets the good news her fiancee is alive and the Enterprise travels to meet him. She and Captain Kirk beam down but find some suprises instead including an android factory.



Top Ten TOS Ways to Tick Off Your Fiancee
  or End Your Engagement


10. Don't go to greet your fiancee when she beams down after she's made heroic efforts to find you, including joining Starfeet and traveling around the galaxy to find you.

9. Have a beautiful looking woman meet her first, instead. One not on the research roster.

8. Don't tell her first what your discovery is. Let her find out at the same time with people you don't know.

7. Replace your fiancee's Captain with a robot one. Then make her look stupid talking to it.

6. Make a beautiful female android with hair length the opposite of your fiancee.

5. Make a beautiful female android with hair coloring the opposite of your fiancee.

4. Make a beautiful female android and have it wear less clothes than your or anyone else on your staff.

3. Make a beautiful female android and order it to kiss someone. Then later on say androids can only do what you program them to.

2. Make a beautiful female android and make her nearly half the size of your fiancee.

1. Make a beautiful female android and give her half the brains of your fiancee.


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Klingon Top Ten List and 101 Uses List:

Top Ten Things..NOT to say to your Klingon wife

101 Uses for a Live (or Dead) Tribble :Klingon Humor

A Comparison of Star Trek Technology:
TOS vs TNG

Star Trek vs Star Wars- Coming soon!

Star Trek convention pictures:

Los Angeles 2004 Star Trek Convention Page One

Los Angeles 2004 Star Trek Convention Page Two

Los Angeles 2004 Star Trek Convention Page Three

Satires, spoofs, spam, political commentaries and humorous or just plain fun items:

My character replies to some spammer who thinks my Star Trek cartoon character is a RL plastic surgeon-Check it out!
First page of spam answered by my character! Corrupt business deals, phoney inheritance scams and loans. Proof that the spammers that send you fake lottery emails do not have a "Brain"
VIP Spam from a group that helps the President of the United States!
MTV contacts us!
Dieting: Can a cartoon character ever be too thin?


Political Commentaries:
Ann Coulter and Her Posioned Creme Brulle (Creme Brule): Dessert, as a means of assasination, hypocrisy and plagarism

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